D.G. Jones was born sometime ago and hasn’t really gotten over it. Also known in various circles as The Flayed Prince, Dave has spent a great deal of time mumbling about. Often described as unstable and slightly odd, Dave is an anarchist who hates all forms of authority and the establishment, and it is this fusion of questionable sanity and political malice that constantly threads throughout his work. Despite winning several awards for his writing, he has decided not to use mainstream publishers and instead go it alone, which is probably just as well. He has finally found a proofreader and editor who is currently updating his material, Sharon Davidson from Type it Write Transcription, and so far she has not gone insane and avoided being eaten by anything nasty. Dave is a Scorpio, a Moravian, a sado-masochist and keen gardener. Actually, that is a complete fib. He has never done any gardening whatsoever. But he does love cats and Spongebob. His work lurches from entrail draining horror to bowel clenching comedy and despite repeated attempts at capture, he remains on the loose.